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Cameron calls for calm in the worsening Bake Off conflict

Tart! Atrocities against Baked Alaska

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2015
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Mary Berry no longer to be trusted with state secrets

After the public outcry surrounding a Radio 2 appearance in which Mary Berry prematurely revealed the name of the next contestant to exit the Great British Bake Off, FBI director James Comey has been forced to provide a statement clarifying her relationship to national security.

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Posted: Aug 21st, 2015
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Mary Berry begins filming gritty new spin-off show, ‘Baking Bad’

compulsive chewingBeloved pastry matriarch and national baking supremo Mary Berry is gearing up to swap her apron and eggs for a gas mask and concentrated methylamine this winter, after the BBC commissioned a gritty new primetime cookery spinoff competition to be titled ‘Baking Bad’.

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Posted: Oct 8th, 2014
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Second Salmond-Darling debate to be decided by bake-off

In a bid to make the forthcoming debate between Alex Salmond and Alistair Darling more interesting to viewers outside Scotland, the BBC has announced that the debate over the pros and cons of Scottish independence will incorporate a bake-off.

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Posted: Aug 16th, 2014
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Phone vote victory for Michael Gove in ‘Great British F**k off’

The British Public have a new champion tonight, with a proud Mr. Gove scoring highly in the signature round with a pleasingly pseudo-Latin sobriquet – ‘Asinus stultissimus’. This followed his spectacular ‘deconstructed’ education system or a ‘sh*t soufflé’ as Marry Berry described it.

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Posted: Oct 24th, 2013
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