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Eurobillions ‘traced’ to small black hole near Brussels

TV boffin Professor Brian Cox thinks he’s tracked down the disappearing eurobillions, but too late to help the struggling economies of Greece, Italy and Spain.

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Posted: Oct 21st, 2011
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Greece shocked to learn it is now owned by Germany

‘I was gob-smacked when I read the small print,’ admitted Greek Prime Minister, George Papandreou, in hastily-learned German, now the official language of Greece. ‘It’s a blow, but I’m sure in a few years time the Americans will be over here to bail us all out properly.’

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Posted: Oct 1st, 2011
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Italian finance minister to boost market with striptease

BBC business correspondent Richard Stark admitted, ‘I think at this stage it is very difficult for anyone to talk about this without using expressions like ‘pull it off’, ‘single-handedly,’ or ‘at a stroke’, and then sniggering for about twenty minutes.’

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2011
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Greece dresses troops in German uniforms and reverse-invades self

Germans bearing gifts? No problem!Greece has taken radical steps to solve its debt crisis by declaring that it has been annexed by its wealthier Eurozone neighbours, Germany.

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Posted: Jun 25th, 2011
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EU puts Greece up for sale on eBay

The European Union has abandoned plans to refinance the ailing Greek economy and instead put the country up for sale on eBay.

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2010
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