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McDonalds tells customer: ‘I think you’ve had enough’

Mr Wilks was later seen at KFC‘We saw him waddle up in a right state. He had to turn sideways to get through the front doors.’

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Posted: Mar 24th, 2014
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‘Thou Shalt Clear Browsing History’ made new, 11th Commandment

‘I believe this will be a cost-effective measure, Commandment-wise’, explained the creator of the Universe at a hastily convened press conference “Why, just the other day, I watched a man in Norwich being caught visiting Trannyheaven.com…’

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Posted: Oct 9th, 2013
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Money ousted from position as ‘root of all evil’ by new Argos catalogue

An inter-faith committee last night declared that the new autumn/winter 2011 Argos catalogue is now regarded by religious groups to be the root of all the evils of the modern world.

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Posted: Aug 17th, 2011
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People may have to eat all the Christmas food they’ve bought, warn experts

Heavy snowfalls mean that for the first time since 1964, families may actually end up eating all the food they’ve bought for Christmas.

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Posted: Dec 19th, 2010
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