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Bin juice emergence as viable alternative fuel source

Generally regarded amongst leading chemists as the most noxious substance known to man, refined bin juice has emerged as a leading contender to replace the diminishing North Sea fossil fuel reserves amongst a storm of safety concerns.

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Posted: Jan 3rd, 2015
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Royal Family to be fracked for shale gas

Exploratory abdominal surgery on the Duke of Edinburgh has exposed gas reserves much ‘bigger than first thought’. The operation, under general anaesthetic, has revealed upwards of 170 trillion cubic feet of natural gas and will pave the way for the licensing to exploit further Royals.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2013
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Tunbridge Wells fuels first ever whinge-turbines with record levels of outrage

hot air can also be used to heat the patioThe Coalition Government has hailed the country’s first ever ‘whinge-farm’ a huge success.

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Posted: May 22nd, 2012
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Queen’s waving arm to be used to generate power during Royal engagements

cost reduction measures welcomed by the publicIt is hoped Her Majesty’s oscillating limb will provide sufficient power to run not only her Rolls Royce’s satellite navigation system but also the car’s DVD player.

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2010
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