Generally regarded amongst leading chemists as the most noxious substance known to man, refined bin juice has emerged as a leading contender to replace the diminishing North Sea fossil fuel reserves amongst a storm of safety concerns. [read...]
Exploratory abdominal surgery on the Duke of Edinburgh has exposed gas reserves much ‘bigger than first thought’. The operation, under general anaesthetic, has revealed upwards of 170 trillion cubic feet of natural gas and will pave the way for the licensing to exploit further Royals. [read...]
The Coalition Government has hailed the country’s first ever ‘whinge-farm’ a huge success.
It is hoped Her Majesty’s oscillating limb will provide sufficient power to run not only her Rolls Royce’s satellite navigation system but also the car’s DVD player. [read...]