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Safety fears as green protestors assaulted by genetically modified wheat

wheat now able to walk like a triffidThe long-term viability of genetically-modified (GM) crops has been called into question, after members of an anti-GM group were viciously assaulted by roaming wheat columns larger than a double-decker bus.

Protestors broke into the Hertfordshire field where the feisty crop is being grown with the intention of uprooting it and setting it alight, but their plans were thwarted when several bundles of wheat proved to be aggressively self-aware.

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Posted: May 27th, 2012
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Human race voids Earth warranty

Man has apparently broken the terms of the agreement including ‘inappropriate misuse’, ‘over-exposure to sunlight’ and more imminently ‘immersing in water’.

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Posted: May 10th, 2008
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