In the wake of the Grenfell tragedy, the London Fire Brigade is taking time off from complaining about cuts to reconsider whether advising members of the public to stay in burning buildings is really the best idea. [read...]
A grateful Mrs May awoke to realise that the last few years were all just a fevered cheese nightmare, that she was still Home Secretary and that David Cameron was showering in the next room. [read...]
As a result of the interim report from the Grenfell Inquiry the trustees of the Stonehenge have announced that they are installing sprinklers in the ancient monument. ‘English Heritage and National Trust have found it necessary and their properties are only visited by a handful of pensioners every year,’ said a Stonehenge spokesman, [read...]
Following the Grenfell Tower fire, the Big Bad Wolf has announced that he would normally support any straw- or stick-based construction, but even he felt that tenement cladding was making gingerbread cottages look solid. ‘As a menacing predatory antagonist, [read...]
