At a recent summit of heavenly-hosts the Grim Reaper made his position clear to all of those attending. Speaking to a gathering which included the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Satan and the six Angels of Death and various ancient deities and representatives, [read...]
Court staff came as witches, vampires and Egyptian mummies. [read...]
‘It was meant to be a supportive gesture,’ said the Reaper. ‘I held the blade close to his face simply to remind him what silverware looked like. But it backfired spectacularly when I smelled the stench of decay.’ [read...]
Goblins, ghouls, fairies and the souls of the departed are threatening to boycott Halloween this year, according a union spokesperson.
‘They’re just shit scared of British schoolchildren’, explained the Grim Reaper, head of the Amalgamated Union of Paranormal Manifestations. [read...]