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New Batman Barry Scott swaps grime-fighting for crime-fighting

‘Have you ever accidentally sprayed that stuff in your eyes? I have, It’s lethal’, said Scott. ‘Forget fancy gadgets and guns, just one spray of that stuff in the face and you’re not going anywhere fast. Bang and the Joker is gone!’

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Posted: Aug 24th, 2013
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Soap opera rap tensions increase as Emmerdale cast release ‘Da Dalez’ grime album

in't'it brethrenNot to be outdone by their neighbours from across the Pennines, the cast of Emmerdale have released an 18-song UK grime album entitled ‘Da Dalez’. This was done in retaliation to the rap video released by Coronation Street’s Tommy Duckworth, alias Chris Fountain, which earned him critical acclaim in the world of urban music despite him also losing his job his process.

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Posted: Aug 20th, 2013
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Streatham man’s Corsa and bangin’ sound system deployed in Olympic terror fight

The Corsa is believed to be a last minute replacement for the MoD’s own anti-terrorist sonic weaponry ‘Project Twisted Firestarter.’ The multi-billion dollar collaboration between the Ministries of Defence and Sound is now running an estimated three years behind schedule and fifteen years behind musical trends.

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Posted: May 14th, 2012
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Academic claims Jessie J ‘only 94% lesbian’

‘A much more precise figure for Jessie’s lesbianism is 93.759%,’ said Professor Edward Simpson of the Institute of Sensual Calculus.

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Posted: May 7th, 2012
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