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Streatham man’s Corsa and bangin’ sound system deployed in Olympic terror fight

The Corsa is believed to be a last minute replacement for the MoD’s own anti-terrorist sonic weaponry ‘Project Twisted Firestarter.’ The multi-billion dollar collaboration between the Ministries of Defence and Sound is now running an estimated three years behind schedule and fifteen years behind musical trends.

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Posted: May 14th, 2012
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Academic claims Jessie J ‘only 94% lesbian’

‘A much more precise figure for Jessie’s lesbianism is 93.759%,’ said Professor Edward Simpson of the Institute of Sensual Calculus.

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Posted: May 7th, 2012
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