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USA to become a people-free gun reserve

Under Obama’s people control plan, all Americans will be relocated to Canada, and all guns will remain in the United States. ‘Without people to fire the guns, and without people to fire guns at, shootings will completely disappear,’ noted Obama.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2012
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Public urge police ‘to keep shooting women’

a career with plenty to aim forReaders of a national newspaper were outraged this week by a deliberately misleading headline. After taking the time to read a Daily Mail article that they hoped would fuel their anger and give them something to rail against, they instead found a perfectly sensible opinion that wasn’t newsworthy at all.

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Posted: Aug 7th, 2011
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Gun fanatic and loner accepts dismissal with good grace

‘I wish the staff and management all the best in the future, they’re all wonderful people.’

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Posted: Sep 8th, 2007
More from Isle of Wight News