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Creepy guy in gym ‘just watching’ for 35th straight minute

The rather creepy over-muscled guy by the weights equipment is STILL just stood there watching according to nervous patrons of Club Physique Gym in Stoke on Trent. ‘He hasn’t used any equipment.’ says gym user Gary Wardle; ‘he’s just stood there holding a water bottle with a towel over his shoulder,sipping occasionally and watching the overweight middle-aged guy on the treadmill just a little bit TOO intently’.

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Posted: Feb 21st, 2014
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Unemployment welcomed as excuse to cancel gym membership

Martin Spencer saw the bright side of his sudden redundancy today as he realised he could no longer justify his membership to SuperBody gym now he was no longer earning.

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Posted: Jan 13th, 2011
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Councils launch gym equipment amnesty

A new scheme to help fat people get unused rowing machines, abdominizors and cycling machines out of their spare rooms without ridicule has been given a cautious welcome.

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Posted: Sep 6th, 2009
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