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Creepy guy in gym ‘just watching’ for 35th straight minute

The rather creepy over-muscled guy by the weights equipment is STILL just stood there watching according to nervous patrons of Club Physique Gym in Stoke on Trent. ‘He hasn’t used any equipment.’ says gym user Gary Wardle; ‘he’s just stood there holding a water bottle with a towel over his shoulder,sipping occasionally and watching the overweight middle-aged guy on the treadmill just a little bit TOO intently’.

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Posted: Feb 21st, 2014
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Man has bargain £90 rowing machine sent straight to council recycling facility

‘It got me thinking’ said Richards ‘Why should I go to the trouble of assembling the bloody machine, leaving it unused for five years before having to dismantle it and take it to the tip?’

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Posted: Sep 19th, 2011
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Fitness fanatic’s New Year pledge to slob out ends in run binge

tried to abstain, but couldn't help himselfA Solihull fitness fanatic’s annual resolution to become an overweight slob ended in failure again yesterday with a five-mile run before dawn.

Dean Hammond, 29, fell back into his old ways with a fast-paced run and a free weights session before a breakfast of grains, berries, natural yoghurt, fresh juice and spring water.

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Posted: Feb 4th, 2010
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Virgin Non-Existent offers gyms for lazy people

Virgin Leisure announced today that it will shortly not open a chain of completely non-existent gyms. The scheme is aimed at people who like the idea of joining a health club but can never be arsed to go.

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Posted: May 27th, 2009
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