‘The public is finding it increasingly difficulty to simultaneously deal with Poppy Day, Children in Need, Movember and Halloween,’ said a coalition spokesman.
Posted: Nov 13th, 2012
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Became embroiled in a painful three-hour discussion about the true meaning of the festival and its significance to modern society.
Posted: Nov 1st, 2012
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‘Without all the black and white make-up and piercings it was impossible to recognise anyone.’
Posted: Oct 31st, 2012
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Goblins, ghouls, fairies and the souls of the departed are threatening to boycott Halloween this year, according a union spokesperson.
‘They’re just shit scared of British schoolchildren’, explained the Grim Reaper, head of the Amalgamated Union of Paranormal Manifestations.
Posted: Oct 29th, 2012
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