Halloween Party Neither Frightening Nor Fun
‘One woman came in a nurse’s costume, but she was actually a nurse.’
Posted: Nov 1st, 2009
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Demand for MP horror masks see Halloween surge
While sales of ‘traditional’ scary masks of ghouls and ghosts are on the wane, demand for ‘terrifyingly lifelike’ political character masks was said to be soaring this Halloween.
Posted: Oct 31st, 2009
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Teachers split on whether child’s poor Halloween fancy dress due to poverty or just laziness
Staff at St Mary’s infant school in Stoke Newington were left divided at the school’s Halloween party as to whether the pathetic attempt at Halloween fancy dress from 6-year-old Jamie Whittam was due to his parents obviously not caring enough about him and his status in the school, or whether they are actually just poor.
‘When Jamie arrived at school, I assumed the large cardboard box that had once contained a washing machine was being used to carry an elaborate costume’, explained Winnie Forbes, Jamie’s teacher, ‘but he then pointed to the large spooky face drawn in biro on the machine door and told me the box WAS the costume and he’d come as a haunted washer-dryer’.
Posted: Oct 30th, 2009
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Goths looking forward to fantastic Halloween night at ordinary dress party
A group of Goths in the Bath area were said to be ‘mildly excited’ in anticipation of their Halloween ordinary dress party where they all planned to kit themselves out in outrageously conventional costumes, celebrate until gone half past eleven on a Saturday night and ‘really get their hair sensibly combed’.
Posted: Oct 28th, 2009
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