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American children dressing up as Obama this Hallowe’en

George Bush masks not selling well this year‘Usually the grown-ups just pretend to be scared,’ said one eight-year-old. ‘But at all the houses with Republican posters in the windows, they’ve been genuinely terrified.’

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Posted: Oct 31st, 2013
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Charity coalition moves to end autumn charity overload

‘The public is finding it increasingly difficulty to simultaneously deal with Poppy Day, Children in Need, Movember and Halloween,’ said a coalition spokesman.

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Posted: Nov 13th, 2012
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Advert: Scare away trick-or-treaters with a PaedoMask

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Posted: Oct 31st, 2012
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Halloween goblins and ghouls to strike over ‘scary trick-or-treating schoolkids’

Goblins, ghouls, fairies and the souls of the departed are threatening to boycott Halloween this year, according a union spokesperson.

‘They’re just shit scared of British schoolchildren’, explained the Grim Reaper, head of the Amalgamated Union of Paranormal Manifestations.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2012
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West London terrorised by ‘trick or treat’ interpretive street dance gang

Families across the London borough of Ealing were left paralysed with fear, unable to go outside last night after receiving a visit from a group of synchronised trick-or-treaters who performed complex dance interpretations of ‘Double-dip recession’, ‘Losing your job’, and ‘House reposession’ on their gravel drives if not given appropriate treats.

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Posted: Oct 31st, 2011
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