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Kennel Club defies critics by endorsing dog with two cocks

In an apparent snub to critics who claim pedigree dogs are inbred, mutated and miserable, the Kennel Club has released a ‘breed standard’ for a dog with two cocks.

‘Just look at his little face, you can see how happy he is’, insisted Alice Higgins, an expert on double-barrelled gun dogs. ‘I just wish I could think of a suitable idiom to describe his elation.’

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Posted: Jul 27th, 2012
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