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McDonalds tells customer: ‘I think you’ve had enough’

Mr Wilks was later seen at KFC‘We saw him waddle up in a right state. He had to turn sideways to get through the front doors.’

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Posted: Mar 24th, 2014
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Scientists reveal world’s first lab-grown footballer

be sure to check the 'transfer by' dateIn a breakthrough that could end the shortage of quality players in the English Premier League, scientists at Maastricht University revealed the world’s first synthetic footballer yesterday. Taking stem cells from two short planks they have turned them into strips of dense muscle, which when inflated with vanity becomes a fully formed midfielder.

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Posted: Aug 5th, 2013
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McDonalds to launch ‘Unhappy Meal’ for binge eaters

there's just too much lovin' it in the world‘Binge eaters and bulimics need to be able to get all their fast feast food in one place. We even supply a receptacle in which to bring the food up again.’

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Posted: Sep 21st, 2009
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