Election decided on penalties
With political stalemate gripping Westminster it was agreed yesterday that the outcome of the 2010 British General Election be decided by a penalty shoot-out.
Posted: May 4th, 2013
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Andy McNab to replace Ed Miliband as Labour seek more recognisable leader
Labour has announced today that former SAS soldier and successful novelist Andy McNab is to replace Ed Miliband as Leader in a desperate bid for the party to have a more recognisable figurehead.
Posted: Jun 16th, 2011
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Ed Miliband to communicate purely through medium of mime
Labour leader Ed Miliband has revealed that he will take a vow of silence and convey his political message entirely through the performance art of mime, using his body as a political tool. ‘All the polls show that we do much better when Ed stays quiet,’ explained deputy leader Harriet Harman, ‘he will therefore focus on communicating his ideas through corporeal movement and a variety of facial expressions.’
Posted: Jan 7th, 2011
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David Miliband denies quitting front-bench for better throwing angle
David Miliband has denied quitting front-line politics so that he can throw stuff at his younger brother from the back benches. ‘I fully support my brother in everything he does and I’m sure that snot-face will make a great leader of the opposition’ he said whilst palming a pea-shooter to his wife.
Posted: Sep 30th, 2010
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