‘All the polls show that we do much better when Ed stays quiet,’ explained deputy leader Harriet Harman. [read...]
In a statement which stopped short of an apology, Harriet Harman has expressed ‘regret’ for allowing a 1970s hairdresser to interfere with her hair.
‘With the benefit of hindsight, I think we can all see that this was a mistake’, [read...]
Explaining their decision to cut its Labour donation from £1.2m to £150,000, a spokesman for the GMB said: ‘Our members are no longer willing to subsidise bass guitar lessons, the constant Googling of fetish clothing and an £84 a day ‘weed habit’ and 300,000 annual porn hits.’ [read...]