Daytime TV viewers were today surprised when, amongst all the ads for claims hotlines for people injured in an accident at work, they saw one for people who’d married a ginge in the expectation of benefits that hadn’t materialised. [read...]
Buckingham Place has called an Emergency Session following the news that the Princess Royal has gone feral. The Princess, who was on a weekend shooting visit to Balmoral, was seen by staff leaving the Castle on Sunday morning in a ‘rather-bedraggled’ state. [read...]
London tourist attraction Madame Tussauds has confirmed that in light of this week’s announcement by The Duke and Duchess of Sussex, it has moved its figures of the former Royal couple out into the back yard next to the skips just beside the melting furnace. [read...]
Standing in the dock at Sandringham Waiting for the family to judge Don’t care what you say We’re goin’ away We’re living in Canada from today. The men from the press say “we wish you success ” [read...]
An exciting opportunity has arisen at short notice due to staff taking (VERY) early retirement. Would suit couple to live in. (Accommodation included) Benefits include: International travel. Substantial tax free income. Extravagant clothing allowance. Transport provided. [read...]
