Daniel Radcliffe is believed to be ‘shitting it’ after publicly criticising J.K. Rowling over her stance on trans women. The author is understood to be writing a sequel simply to humiliate Radcliffe. Working title: ‘Harry Potter and The Back Door Boogie’ it will feature a horrific prison rape scene, [read...]
Thoughts of eternal bliss in the company of vampire heart-throb Robert Pattinson and the ethereal Kristen Stewart swam through her head when 16 year old Trudy Bellamy took her vampire oath at the back of the East Grinstead community centre. [read...]
Proceedings at The Old Bailey ended in complete disarray today as the long-awaited charges brought by The Nazgul against The Dementors for plagiarism was heard. [read...]
Under proposals put forward by the Labour Party conference, all private schools with homunculus house-elves – like Toby Young – will be integrated into the state sector. No longer will Hogwarts be able to hide untaxed gold at Gringotts, [read...]
The world of fantasy fiction has been rocked to its very core following a claim that avuncular Hogwart’s Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, and Middle Earth’s uber-wizard Gandalf, are in fact one and the same person, and that just one of them would have been ‘perfectly adequate’ to appear as the ultimate force for good in both… [read...]
