Lawyers have confirmed that the words used in contracts really do have magical powers. ‘You don’t think we’d say stuff like ‘force majeure’ or ’time shall be of the essence’ if we didn’t have to, [read...]
In a move certain to have a major impact on the magical establishment, a muggle newspaper has today defied the power of wizard law and taken the dramatic step of naming He Who Must Not Be Named, [read...]
Lord Voldemort, now revealed to be former Hogwarts student Tom Riddle, was today described by an advocacy group as a ‘beautiful man’, whose violent actions can be traced back to a ‘long campaign of harassment by the same schoolboy’. [read...]
Ghosts were being used as teaching assistants without any CRB checks. [read...]
The UK Foreign Office has advised all members of the Fellowship of the Ring not to travel to Russia, where new laws based on the belief that sexual orientation is determined by early exposure to fantasy novels, [read...]
