Acclaimed American novelist George R. R. Martin has spent the past year in a small cell being tortured by employees of the premium television network HBO, it has emerged. The author, whose ‘A Song of Ice and Fire’ [read...]
Theresa May has announced that the Department for Exiting the EU is to be disbanded with immediate effect and that full authority for negotiating terms with the EU has been handed to the Ministry of Magic. [read...]
Uber, the four-wheeled transportation system so favoured by Muggles, will not have its licence renewed in Hogsmeade. The Mayor of Muggle Affairs and Transport for Hogsmeade (TfH), said in a joint statement, that the app based firm was not fit and proper to hold a licence and it had taken its decision because of safety and security concerns and the fact that ‘they can’t even fly’. [read...]
Lawyers have confirmed that the words used in contracts really do have magical powers. ‘You don’t think we’d say stuff like ‘force majeure’ or ’time shall be of the essence’ if we didn’t have to, [read...]
In a move certain to have a major impact on the magical establishment, a muggle newspaper has today defied the power of wizard law and taken the dramatic step of naming He Who Must Not Be Named, [read...]
