Thoughts of eternal bliss in the company of vampire heart-throb Robert Pattinson and the ethereal Kristen Stewart swam through her head when 16 year old Trudy Bellamy took her vampire oath at the back of the East Grinstead community centre.
Posted: Dec 13th, 2012
More from Lifestyle
‘We can’t go on like this any longer,’ Lord Leveson declared. ‘I only asked her to confirm her name and position, and her eyes immediately rolled back into her head and she started whispering ‘Si a-hashii’eth’ over and over.’
Posted: May 11th, 2012
More from News In Brief
Daniel Radcliffe has lashed out at the News of the World for failing to invade his privacy. ‘I’m 22 for God’s sake,’ complained the Harry Potter star, ‘yet those tabloid scumbags followed my parents around looking for scandal, as if I was a little kid with no secrets worth revealing.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2011
More from News In Brief
Internet users, including teenage Asian lesbians, have accused an unnamed online news outlet, described by its editor as the funniest website ever, of stuffing its articles with hot sexy phrases and references to the iPhone 5 so as to manipulate its rankings on the most popular web searches.
Posted: Aug 3rd, 2011
More from Business
In a move certain to have a major impact on the magical establishment, a muggle newspaper has today defied the power of wizard law and taken the dramatic step of naming He Who Must Not Be Named, the mysterious “Dark Lord”.
Posted: May 23rd, 2011
More from Celebrity
Loading...