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Leveson Inquiry delayed to allow time to appoint Parseltongue translator

‘We can’t go on like this any longer,’ Lord Leveson declared. ‘I only asked her to confirm her name and position, and her eyes immediately rolled back into her head and she started whispering ‘Si a-hashii’eth’ over and over.’

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Posted: May 11th, 2012
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Daniel Radcliffe demands equal surveillance with grown-ups

Daniel Radcliffe has lashed out at the News of the World for failing to invade his privacy. ‘I’m 22 for God’s sake,’ complained the Harry Potter star, ‘yet those tabloid scumbags followed my parents around looking for scandal, as if I was a little kid with no secrets worth revealing.

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Posted: Nov 9th, 2011
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Unscrupulous website accused of search engine manipulation (Bieber Gaga Free Games Twilight)

googling ‘Website denies teenage Asian lesbian Doctor Who fan claims that it is attempting to manipulate its rankings on the most popular web searches.’

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Posted: Aug 3rd, 2011
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Victory for common sense as muggle newspaper names He Who Must Not Be Named

has been up to no good with Hermione GrangerIn a move certain to have a major impact on the magical establishment, a muggle newspaper has today defied the power of wizard law and taken the dramatic step of naming He Who Must Not Be Named, the mysterious “Dark Lord”.

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Posted: May 23rd, 2011
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Megrahi doctors now believe ‘he may live forever’

Suspicions that Megrahi’s death may not be imminent were raised as he announced that he had just started reading all the Harry Potter books, and he is also thought to have recently planted a hedge.

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Posted: Jul 26th, 2010
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