The election front-runner, Jeremy Corbyn, has rejected the rumour that the popular socialist super-group has ‘split’ for good. Although Yvette Cooper has hinted that she may pursue solo projects, a spokesman for Harry Styles has said he is still committed to ‘progressive centre-left politics’ and ‘screaming twelve year old girls’.
The group claim to have had four number ones but voters can only remember their fetid pile of ‘number twos’…
Posted: Sep 9th, 2015
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