‘Ripper may have used a Toblerone’ say experts
A team from the Unsolved Crime Squad say they are looking into the possibility that Jack the Ripper may have butchered his victims using a Toblerone.
Posted: Mar 27th, 2013
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Council ban on Good Life remains
Funeral directors have requested family flowers only, but well-wishers who happen to have any old cabbage leaves, unwanted teabags or potato peelings they’re desperate to get rid of, are requested to bring them along to the funeral.
Posted: Feb 19th, 2013
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Method actor kills man during crime re-enactment
Calls are growing for the police to abandon the use of Method actors in crime re-enacments after a Cambridge man was killed in an identical murder that occurred on the same spot one week earlier.
Posted: Aug 30th, 2012
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Vampire slayer banned from wearing cross to work
Vampire hunter Dr Van Helsing is to seek an employment tribunal after being banned from wearing a cross at work for fear of upsetting vampires.
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2012
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Anti ‘nanny state’ campaign founders as public asks ‘what’s a nanny?’
A major new campaign to roll back the so-called ‘nanny state’ has been pulled after only two weeks. The multi-million pound campaign ‘No to Nasty Nanny Oversight!’ (NNNO!) was pulled following extensive market research showing that the ‘proud British public’ had no idea who or what a ‘nanny’ was, or indeed why it was such a bad idea to have them running the country.
Posted: Mar 15th, 2012
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