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NHS proudly unveils new type 3 diabetes

eager upgraders now queueing round the blockThe National Health Service today unveiled the long-expected new type 3 diabetes to a packed press conference in Hammersmith, claiming it is the ‘best ever’ version of the disease. Simply referred to as ‘The New Diabetes’, this updated condition has already taken the US by storm, with obese people literally jumping with joy (albeit not very high) at the new features of this ailment.

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Posted: Apr 5th, 2012
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Concern over salt levels in salt

The discovery that most brands of common table salt may contain as much as 100g of salt per 100g has caused outrage.

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Posted: Sep 2nd, 2011
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Boy, 9, in accidental fruit and veg overdose

‘His face started to turn a disgustingly healthy shade of pink. We knew at once something was wrong.’

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Posted: Aug 11th, 2010
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McDonalds to launch ‘Unhappy Meal’ for binge eaters

there's just too much lovin' it in the world‘Binge eaters and bulimics need to be able to get all their fast feast food in one place. We even supply a receptacle in which to bring the food up again.’

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Posted: Sep 21st, 2009
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Starving children don’t want schoolboy’s broccoli

Africans really quite ambivalent about it‘Malnutrition does many terrible things to you but it doesn’t destroy your sense of taste. Get it away from me!’

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Posted: Aug 5th, 2009
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