Young mothers across Southern England breathed a collective sigh of relief after Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt announced that so-called ‘Here comes the big aeroplane’ spoon-feeding techniques could safely resume. [read...]
With opposition to every plan of airport capacity expansion revealed in a report this morning, the government are going to look at the last viable option on the table: allowing visitors to the UK to parachute from their plane somewhere near their preferred airport. [read...]
‘This important find, dating back to 50AD, documents the arguments over a proposed third Highway out of Londinium,’ the Chief archaeologist explained. [read...]
A high-speed tunnel leading to the runway will start at Dover, marked by a giant bullseye on the white cliffs. [read...]
The UK Border Agency (UKBA) has given assurances that it is ‘completely ready’ to deal with the influx of foreigners during the Olympics, as long as illegal immigrants agree not to wear sports kit over the summer. [read...]
