As the sun glistened on her lightly-oiled sun-kissed skin, Courtney considered whether this abnormally warm Easter may be linked to environmental factors such as glacial recession. [read...]
A spokesman from the Met Office admitted today that the earlier warning to ‘stay indoors’, particularly on Friday, was simply a ruse to clear the roads for their staff. [read...]
The seasonally warm weather is giving those hosting teenagers from southern Europe welcome respite from incessant whinging.
‘Pedro and Sebastian are well mannered, lovely lads’ said Mrs Brown, 45, of Worthing. ‘However, we get pretty fed up with them constantly whining that they’re cold when it’s a positively balmy 19 degrees. [read...]
In just two days the impoverished African nation has generously raised enough funds to supply ‘hot and bothered’ UK families with enough Calippo ice lollies, sunbrellas and lovely wicker sun hats to last until at least September. [read...]