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Hell to adopt austerity measures

Satan has today issued a press release warning that austerity measures might compromise the quality and severity of punishments in hell.

Costcutting measures have included halving the number of full-time employed demons tormenting sinners and turning down the thermostat from ‘burning’ to ‘a bit too hot’ to save on energy costs.

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Posted: Jan 14th, 2013
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Hell set to freeze over

The Met Office has issued an unprecedented severe weather warning as analysts predict that Hell is likely to freeze over this weekend.

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Posted: Jan 10th, 2010
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