Man shatters record after being on hold to DWP call centre for five years
‘I’m sure they’ll answer soon, as I guess the robot was right and they really are very very very busy indeed. But it’s alright as this music is brilliant.’ [read...]
‘I’m sure they’ll answer soon, as I guess the robot was right and they really are very very very busy indeed. But it’s alright as this music is brilliant.’ [read...]
Apple has denied purposely avoiding paying billions of pounds in tax and claimed that its complex financial arrangements were only adopted after being repeatedly put on hold by the HMRC helpline. ‘We want to pay tax’ says Head of Corporate Finance Fenton Barnes. [read...]
Esther Rantzen, founder of the child protection charity ChildLine, has launched a new crusade to protect abused Liberal Democrats following their recent trouncing in the Inverclyde by-election. [read...]
‘Standard advice will include ‘stop making such a fuss’, ‘don’t waste your GP’s time’ and ‘Oooh…that sounds nasty’.’ [read...]
‘It doesn’t matter what the situation is – health, education, defence – Big Society Direct will let you access friendly advice, 24/7, from our team of volunteers,’ enthused the Prime Minister. [read...]