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Scientists successfully clone a pair of UKIP leaders
One of the two macaques are expected to be elected UKIP leader any day soon, with the other set to pose a take over within weeks. [read...]
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Cowell offers ITV show to pick new UKIP leader
In light of the imminent and inevitable removal of Henry Bolton as UKIP party leader, Simon Cowell has offered his services to try and resolve the looming crisis by announcing that he will rush release a new ‘political talent-less show’ [read...]
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Henry Bolton’s wife; ‘I told you so’ face enters its second month
UKIP’s national executive has backed a vote of no confidence by Mr Bolton’s three wives and numerous au pairs. Political commentators are saying it is a rejection of the UKIP leader’s ‘one wife in, one wife out’ policy and his controversial ‘whites-only’ lingerie speech. [read...]