Scientists everywhere have been left red faced today as it has been revealed that the whole standard model theory of particle physics is entirely fictional.
For years, billions of pounds have been pumped into state of the art labs to fund so called ‘particle accelerators’ in the hope that the secrets of the big bang are revealed. ‘It’s all complete bollocks,’ admitted moptopped lab boy Brian Cox. ‘What a scam! It’s the greatest joke the science community has ever staged and you all fell for it –suckers.’
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Posted: Aug 31st, 2012
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