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Gordon’s Second-hand Monkey Faeces Emporium issues profit warning

it's an ill wind...With Britain’s high streets in terminal decline, there are fears that another household name is facing financial trouble. With 2,684 outlets across some 35 towns, Gordon’s Second-hand Monkey Faeces Emporium could be staring at its last buck.

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Posted: Jan 27th, 2013
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Spud U Like team up with The North Face for a more expensive jacket potato

cheese is extraThe high street take-away potato filler ‘Spud U Like’ has announced it is to go into partnership with ‘The North Face’ to offer it’s customers ‘a more expensive jacket potato‘. The new range will look and taste exactly the same as the current offering, but with the added credibility of ‘The North Face’ logo on the jacket.

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2012
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Man wakes to find new Tesco in right ear

buy two ears, get nose free! ‘Obviously popping down the shops is a lot easier than it used to be’

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2012
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