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The United States has woken up to what has been described as ‘the greatest indignity the free world has had to suffer’ after park rangers at Mount Rushmore National Memorial discovered four pairs of enormous buttocks poking out of the other side of the famous presidential monument in the early hours of this morning.

‘We rounded the corner and there they were: four huge butts sparkling in the dawn’s early light,’ revealed head ranger Hal Jorgensen.

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Posted: Apr 18th, 2011
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‘After making a TV address to the nation, the President can only be seen as being way way way out of touch. LOL!’

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Posted: Jan 31st, 2011
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Edition One features ‘a lovely English lass’ and ‘A Gorgeous Gallic Gal’

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Posted: Mar 28th, 2009
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The US Presidential race finally entered the spirit of the internet age this week when the leading candidates made direct appeals to one of the largest demographics in the United States; the internet pornography community.

Although politicians have long recognized the potential power of the internet they have previously shied away from being associated with the largest user group on the web. All that changed this week when John McCain’s campaign team persuaded him to appear in a hardcore video alongside internet porn star Jenna Jameson.

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Posted: Feb 1st, 2008
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World leaders have reacted angrily to the footage of Saddam Hussein’s execution which was illicitly recorded on a mobile phone, as most of them can only take still pictures on their phones.

The footage from the Iraqi prison guard’s cell phone travelled around the world within hours, and shocked millions with its graphic depiction of the former dictator’s final moments. There is clear sound as well as video footage, and soon the images were being broadcast on the internet and on poorly supervised blooper shows, prompting strong words from members of the government. ‘I am appalled and disgusted by this…’ said British Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott. ‘I am supposed to be second in command of one of the major Western powers, and my phone doesn’t even have enough memory for a couple of music files, never mind a home-video. How can it be that some prison guard in Iraq has got a 3G mobile while I still have this crappy Motorola thing?’

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Posted: Jan 3rd, 2007
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