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US debt crisis averted thanks to loan from Wonga.com

geat deals still out there for anyone who can still afford broadband‘The site was really user-friendly and made getting out of debt by getting into even more debt a doddle,’ said Obama. ‘They had this cool slider thing that went all the way up to $2,400,000,000,000 – which was handy.’

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Posted: Aug 1st, 2011
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US to decommission national giant monkey alert system

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has signalled a major change in security policy by decommissioning the national giant monkey alert system that has been protecting America’s skyscrapers and screaming maidens against big gorilla rampages since 1934.

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Posted: Jun 3rd, 2011
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US still demanding extradition of Royal family

Wikileaks cables reveal persistent attempts by the US to extradite the British Royal family to stand trial for their role in the American War of Independence (1775-1783).

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Posted: Dec 9th, 2010
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Wikileaks’ Assange ‘has a white cat he strokes evilly’ claims Clinton

State Department convinced his HQ now hidden in a volcanoHillary Clinton has revealed that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has a new pet which he takes with him to important meetings.

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Posted: Nov 29th, 2010
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New Zealanders appeal unintelligibly for help after urthquike

World governments admitted they were ‘baffled’ last night after the New Zealand government issued a ‘fully incomprehensible’ message about an ‘urthquike’.

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2010
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