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‘Future cyborg Clinton’ warns voters they must still choose her

The Democrat presidential nomination contest was once again mired in controversy and confusion today as a battle scarred cyborg Hillary Clinton from the year 2039 apparently travelled back in time to warn voters and super delegates that a victory for Obama creates a hellish future ruled by meta-droids intent on enslaving humanity.

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Posted: Jun 5th, 2008
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Hillary Clinton now counting on Super-Hero Delegates

Hillary Clinton has said she still believes she can win the Democratic nomination with the support of what she calls the party’s ‘Superhero Delegates’. These are apparently senior Democratic appointees with incredible superhuman powers who ‘could trap Barrack Obama in a giant sticky web’ or ‘freeze him in a block of ice’ thereby clearing her way to be the democratic candidate for November’s Presidential election.

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Posted: Jun 2nd, 2008
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US Democrats admit Obama ‘unlikely to be next presidential nominee’, but not sure why

“‘He’s a pretty tall guy, but man have you seen the size of his feet, I mean, Jeez where’d he get ‘em from? I can’t think of any other reason why he shouldn’t be the candidate, but there’s no way I’m voting for someone with feet his size,’ said one Democrat activist from Cincinnati.”

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2007
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