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Stonehenge development: ley lines closed during 2015 while toll lanes added

when it will be finished is entirely in the lap of the godsThe government has announced a radical up-grade to Britain’s dilapidated ley-line network with major closures on all lines and charges being brought in on certain routes when the network re-opens. ‘For years Britain’s natural mystic energy has been having to cope on an out-dated system’ said David Cameron dressed in a rainbow baggy jumper wearing a large purple feather as an earring. ‘It might have been adequate for the Bronze Age when it was first laid out, but is entirely unsuitable to 21st Century new age Britain.’

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Posted: Dec 1st, 2014
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British Transport Police given ‘stop and spray’ powers of deodorisation

police finally doing something popularUnder newly granted powers of deodorisation, Chief Constable Andrew Trotter has announced, British Transport Police officers will be equipped with industrial strength deodorant and empowered to ‘stop and spray’ malodorous passengers across the country’s rail network.

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Posted: Apr 25th, 2014
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Anti-capitalist protester starts ‘anti-capitalist events management company’

it's only right to think of the poor people of China in all this...An anti-capitalist protester camping outside St Paul’s Cathedral in London confirmed today that the experience has inspired him to start ‘ProtestEx’ – the world’s first event management company dedicated to ‘making sure your bid to overthrow the status quo goes without a hitch’.

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Posted: Nov 6th, 2011
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New Age terrorists develop homeopathic bomb

‘they might not cause any actual damage but the placebo effect could be quite devastating.’

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Posted: Apr 21st, 2010
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Pope unites with Dawkins to decree: ‘It’s the people that claim to be ‘a bit spiritual’ that are the real pain-in-the-arses’

Both agreed to have a dig at acupuncture‘It’s the ones who start getting mystical about life forces, and presence, and trees, for heaven’s sake’.

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Posted: Jan 12th, 2010
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