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Gangland killings to be revolutionised by Google ‘Drive-by’

provides, zoom function, directions and advice on choice of weapons‘We’ve been sending out our specially adapted cars to take panoramic views of the major slaying spots for execution-style murders,’ said Kelly Preston, spokesperson for the global technology giant. ‘If you’ve got a bad-ass mother you need to silence, we can help you work out where to and how to.’

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Posted: Jun 23rd, 2013
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Royal hitman ‘Phil the Greek’ mulls one last job

not in my Manor!Phil ‘The Greek’ Windsor, the long-time enforcer for Britain’s most notorious crime family, is apparently considering coming out of retirement for one last big payday and liquidating a young family member known as Andy ‘Duke of York’ for bringing humiliation on the clan.

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Posted: Mar 13th, 2011
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