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Supper hopes fading for lost Isle of Wight mountaineers

thoughts of tartare sauce 'keeping them going'Three intrepid pensionsers who set off to climb Shanklin Chine have not been sighted in the best part of two hours

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2014
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Returning holidaymakers ‘pose dinner party threat’ warning

People returning from holidays abroad or in the UK pose a significant threat to others, according to a social trends report. ‘The modus operandi is to invite friends to a dinner party where they are subjected to a lengthy and tortuous account of the host’s fortnight’s holiday in Benidorm or Newquay,’ the report says.

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Posted: Jun 23rd, 2014
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Suspended maverick cop enjoys quiet holiday

A maverick cop who does things his own way and operates outside the rule-book has enjoyed a relaxing two-week holiday, during which time he gave no thought to the case that got him suspended.

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Posted: Jun 4th, 2014
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Man’s laptop shuts down for bank holiday weekend

A laptop belonging to a 28 year old Newcastle man has angered its owner by deciding to take off the bank holiday weekend. ‘I went to fire it up this morning’ says Dave Hutchins, the owner of the laptop, ‘and when I turned it on a message popped up saying ‘Dave’s laptop is off for the bank holiday weekend and will return on Tuesday 27th May, if your enquiry cannot wait until then please contact Dave’s IPad which is currently located behind a cushion on the sofa’.

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Posted: May 26th, 2014
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Roads blocked by people going away who thought no-one else would be going away

‘I had this great idea of going away today, because I never thought anyone else would,’ said Fiona Moffatt. ‘It’s a miserable day, it’s raining – who in their right mind would go on holiday on a day like that?’

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Posted: May 25th, 2013
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