‘It’s true, we’ve had a bit of support for our Jihad weekend breaks,’ [read...]
As the festive season drags on, Nick Warren (59) of Nottingham has ceased trying to work out what day of the week it is.
‘I am pretty sure that Christmas Day was a Thursday, [read...]
Summer marks that time of year when British holidaymakers begin their annual cull of the most idiotic by leaping drunkenly from balconies, ignoring ski helmets or combining scuba diving with outboard motors. Those unable to afford such expensive jaunts, [read...]
David Cameron has today called for ‘calm’ throughout the world and at home, after yet another holiday had to be interrupted. [read...]
People returning from holidays abroad or in the UK pose a significant threat to others, according to a social trends report. ‘The modus operandi is to invite friends to a dinner party where they are subjected to a lengthy and tortuous account of the host’s fortnight’s holiday in Benidorm or Newquay,’ [read...]