A man from Suffolk is allegedly still ‘getting up to speed on various emails’ a full 40 days after returning from Portugal, it has been confirmed. Administrator Jamie Bennet returned to work on a Wednesday in late August and legitimately spent the rest of the week changing his desktop settings and looking at Wikipedia. [read...]
A family which has just returned from a caravan holiday in Newquay say it was the best holiday they’ve ever had, thanks to the family rows during their fortnight’s break. [read...]
‘It’s true, we’ve had a bit of support for our Jihad weekend breaks,’ [read...]
As the festive season drags on, Nick Warren (59) of Nottingham has ceased trying to work out what day of the week it is.
‘I am pretty sure that Christmas Day was a Thursday, [read...]
Summer marks that time of year when British holidaymakers begin their annual cull of the most idiotic by leaping drunkenly from balconies, ignoring ski helmets or combining scuba diving with outboard motors. Those unable to afford such expensive jaunts, [read...]