Tough restrictions on how much cash can be withdrawn from Greek banks have left citizens with no choice but to be slightly less ambitious with their holiday plans this summer, it has emerged. [read...]
‘I was just gobsmacked when he handed over a credit card and nothing else. I was waiting for the cereal box vouchers or newspaper coupons, but nothing’. [read...]
Muslim Cleric Abu Qatada spoke of his shock at winning a free holiday to a mystery destination earlier today. [read...]
Spent the first weekend of break chillaxing in preparation for the ordeal that lay ahead. [read...]
‘I wouldn’t mind a seaside holiday except for all that sea and beaches where you have to do paddling and make sand castles,’ Mr Carter said, ‘when I could be at home having a pint down the pub with the lads. [read...]
