A woman is thinking of pulling the plug on her two-week family holiday in Tenerife after receiving piss-poor Facebook comments on her holiday posts. ‘It took me four hours while my kids moaned on about spending quality time together or some shite – [read...]
Spent the first weekend of break chillaxing in preparation for the ordeal that lay ahead. [read...]
Jaded travellers who previously thought they had seen and done everything have discovered an exciting new travel experience this summer in angry marches against tourism. Many are now flocking to the hotbeds of this anger, [read...]
Britain’s educational system has slipped to 78th in the world for colouring in, as parents increasingly ignore rules imposing a blanket ban on holidays during term time. Crayon sales are down by 60% since the late 1970s and some 11-year-olds are entering senior school unable to avoid going over the lines. [read...]
The lazy, useless and those whose jobs mean basically nothing are currently enjoying another day of pissing around with fairy lights, it has emerged. ‘Nigella’s Puddings or The Force Awakens – I just can’t decide!’ [read...]
