Britain’s educational system has slipped to 78th in the world for colouring in, as parents increasingly ignore rules imposing a blanket ban on holidays during term time. Crayon sales are down by 60% since the late 1970s and some 11-year-olds are entering senior school unable to avoid going over the lines. [read...]
The lazy, useless and those whose jobs mean basically nothing are currently enjoying another day of pissing around with fairy lights, it has emerged. ‘Nigella’s Puddings or The Force Awakens – I just can’t decide!’ [read...]
Tough restrictions on how much cash can be withdrawn from Greek banks have left citizens with no choice but to be slightly less ambitious with their holiday plans this summer, it has emerged. [read...]
‘I was just gobsmacked when he handed over a credit card and nothing else. I was waiting for the cereal box vouchers or newspaper coupons, but nothing’. [read...]
Muslim Cleric Abu Qatada spoke of his shock at winning a free holiday to a mystery destination earlier today. [read...]
