Government responses to the COVID-19 pandemic will from now on be based entirely on insights gleaned from the extensive canon of Matt Damon films, Health Secretary Matt Hancock announced today. Following the revelation that the film Contagion had influenced his decision making and strategy towards ordering vaccines, [read...]
Netflix executives are growing increasingly concerned about signs that the public might regard Her Majesty’s Government as an actual government rather than a televised drama. “The production values are great, apart from hair and costume, [read...]
Mike Smythe, whose 2003 Widow Twanky for the Ventnor Players was described as ‘definitive’ has announced he will not work with Woody Allen. Smythe, 58, told regulars at the Fisherman’s Arms: ‘I do not care whether this will affect my career or not’, [read...]
25 years after the hit movie, Back to the Future, scientists at Cerne have discovered time travellers from the real future have already made a prequel to the film, which was secretly released ten years before the 1989 original, [read...]
The star of ‘Godzilla: King of the Monsters’ has taken to Twitter to criticize the film industry for not handing out enough diverse roles to gigantic killer dinosaurs that emerge from the bottom of the ocean. [read...]
