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America remembers those fallen during viewings of ‘Independence Day’
‘Thousands never made it out of the movie theatres alive. It was carnage.’ [read...]
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Dam Busters dog renamed ‘Cuntface’ for movie remake
‘You just can’t have a modern movie shown in the US with a dog called the N-word,’ said writer Stephen Fry. ‘Instead I decided that ‘Cuntface’ had the right melange of wit and edginess.’ [read...]
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Actress turning 40, coincidentally realises Hollywood’s obsession with youth and beauty ‘is wrong’
An actress whose name nobody can quite remember has chosen the occasion of her 40th birthday to hit out at an industry she claims is obsessed with youth and beauty, adding that she should know as she’s been relying on it for years. [read...]
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Danny Boyle’s film career on hold after his plot machine is stolen
‘The machine has produced such different titles as 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, 28 Days Earlier, Please Allow 28 days for Delivery, and 24, for which it is thought Boyle might be claiming undue credit.’ [read...]
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Darth Vader seeks revenge by ‘living well’
Lord of the Sith Darth Vader has warned his sworn enemies that he will be unleashing revenge in its most ruthless form, simply by living well. The Dark Emperor threatened a low carb gluten free diet, [read...]