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Palestinians also responsible for Kraftwerk, claims Netanyahu

‘Don’t be fooled by these lyrics referencing autobahns and the Tour de France,’ he continued, ‘These men have never left the occupied territories. Not that they are occupied, of course…’

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Posted: Oct 27th, 2015
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Benjamin Netanyahu claims Holocaust Denial is now kosher

Despite Germany re-affirming their role in the Final Solution, Israel’s Prime Minister has decided that Palestinians were to blame for the WW2 genocide. Although Palestine is a mere 1040 kilometres from Berlin, Mr. Netanyahu is convinced that Adolf Hitler was led astray by the then Grand Mufti of Jerusalem; causing Mr. Hitler to put aside his love of Jewish culture, renowned tolerance  and a ‘promising’ career in water colours.

Although Haj Amin al-Husseini met Hitler after the Holocaust began, Mr. Netanyahu explained that Palestinians may have had time-travel capability – which is contrary to the Torah.

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Posted: Oct 23rd, 2015
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Teenage girls told to ‘hide in lofts’ to avoid Justin Bieber

the finale solutionTeenage girls across Europe have today been warned to go into hiding to protect themselves from the increasingly sinister threat posed by pop star Justin Bieber. Critics of the 19-year-old Canadian, who has embarked on a campaign to cause offence throughout Europe, say he has already committed a number of atrocities to record and fear the situation could escalate.

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Posted: Apr 14th, 2013
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