Al-Qaeda is struggling to secure sufficient numbers of bombers during the current series of Strictly Come Dancing and X-Factor.
Posted: Nov 25th, 2013
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God has spoken out for the first time in pretty much two thousand years in an effort to distance himself from the continuing acts of barbarity carried out in his name around the world, claiming non-existence in his defence.
‘Honestly, it’s f*ck all to do with me,’ God said.
Posted: May 26th, 2013
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Indigenous squirrels ‘will reclaim historic homeland from the occupying greys’
Posted: Jun 24th, 2007
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