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Al-Qaeda postpones terror campaign until end of Strictly and X-Factor
Al-Qaeda is struggling to secure sufficient numbers of bombers during the current series of Strictly Come Dancing and X-Factor. [read...]
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‘Please stop killing each other in my name, I don’t exist,’ clarifies God
‘I don’t care what you call me – Allah, God, Yahweh, Vishnu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whatever – It really doesn’t matter because I don’t exist’. [read...]
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Red squirrels to launch counter-offensive from Isle of Wight stronghold
Indigenous squirrels ‘will reclaim historic homeland from the occupying greys’ [read...]