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Thousands in critical condition after ‘day of inaction’ from homeopathic doctors

Hospitals around the country are close to meltdown as they struggle to deal with a one day strike by homeopathic doctors. NHS frontline services were stretched to breaking point as they struggled to cope with the influx of unbalanced chakras and bad chi.

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Posted: Jun 23rd, 2012
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Homeopathy in crisis as water loses its memory

‘A watery version of Alzheimer’s seems to have occurred,’ said one homeopathy practitioner. ‘And it’s a bit of a vicious circle trying to find a cure.’

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Posted: Mar 23rd, 2012
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Homeopath to start offering ‘assisted-suicide’ remedy

lethal in massively diluted quantitiesThe number of eligible people is thought to be high.

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Posted: Jan 19th, 2012
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Homeopathic economist suggests injecting ‘up to £1’ into economy

Renowned homeopathic economist Doctor Stephen Harliton has criticised recent attempts to solve the international financial crisis. “Conventional treatments don’t work, asking people to spend less is too rational.”

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Posted: Oct 14th, 2011
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Homeopathic leak threatens catastrophe

An accidental release of highly dilute homeopathic waste from a research institute in Swindon has led to calls for the centre to be shut down.

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2011
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