Homosexual turns straight after ‘good talking to’ from father
‘No-one likes a poof, son. Snap out of it.’
Posted: May 24th, 2013
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US election mainly about bum sex
As the US presidential election campaign enters its last days, pollsters say the result is still on a knife-edge. Whilst flag worship remains an issue for some, the electorate is split almost evenly over the crucial question or whether or not the right of people with the same number of penises or vaginas as each other to make their relationship official is any of their fucking business.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2012
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Man finally admits unconditional love for his mechanic
Returning to the family home last Thursday after collecting his car from a routine service, James Hepworth, a 43-year-old married man from Lincoln, finally confessed to his wife what he described as the ‘last remaining love that dare not speak its name’ – the unconditional and all-consuming adoration he felt for Dave Shepherd, his auto-mechanic at Cecil Lane Motors.
Posted: Nov 3rd, 2012
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Romans made a big fuss about straight roads ‘to convince the natives they weren’t gay’
Historian Simon Schama has today published a new book which claims that the Romans’ celebrated ability to build perfectly straight roads was actually an elaborate attempt to convince the natives of the countries they conquered that they weren’t all ‘bent as nine bob notes’.
Posted: Oct 6th, 2012
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Banner on bypass ‘probably not best way to come out’, admits gay dad
‘I was trying to be open and honest with my teenage daughter, and what could be more open and honest than proclaiming my sexuality in two-foot high, day-glo letters at the roundabout by her school?’
Posted: Dec 2nd, 2011
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