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Man finally admits unconditional love for his mechanic

Returning to the family home last Thursday after collecting his car from a routine service, James Hepworth, a 43-year-old married man from Lincoln, finally confessed to his wife what he described as the ‘last remaining love that dare not speak its name’ – the unconditional and all-consuming adoration he felt for Dave Shepherd, his auto-mechanic at Cecil Lane Motors.

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Posted: Nov 3rd, 2012
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Banner on bypass ‘probably not best way to come out’, admits gay dad

‘I was trying to be open and honest with my teenage daughter, and what could be more open and honest than proclaiming my sexuality in two-foot high, day-glo letters at the roundabout by her school?’

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Posted: Dec 2nd, 2011
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OED rules that everything is now officially ‘gay’

Compilers of the Oxford English Dictionary have declared that everyone and everything must be defined as gay from now on. According to editor-in-chief Dr Mark Boyle, a team of linguistic experts from universities up and down Britain had studied every field of modern life and failed to find anything that is not gay.

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Posted: Jul 16th, 2011
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Romans made a big fuss about straight roads ‘to convince the natives they weren’t gay’

all about finding campHistorian Simon Schama has today published a new book which claims that the Romans’ celebrated ability to build perfectly straight roads was actually an elaborate attempt to convince the natives of the countries they conquered that they weren’t all ‘bent as nine bob notes’.

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Posted: Oct 28th, 2010
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‘I’ve been living a lie,’ reveals Mr Happy

Happiest with the other Mr Men‘To be honest, I was always more gay than happy,’ admitted Mr Happy, ‘but oh no, that level of contentment just wasn’t enough for the publishers.’

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Posted: Jul 20th, 2009
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