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Gang initiation tests ‘getting easier’ claim critics
‘All candidates need to do is glare menacingly at a pensioner whilst wearing a hoodie.’ [read...]
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Mawkish floral tribute industry slams government’s plans to reduce violent crime
The Government has been forced to defend its new crime strategy after a barrage of criticism from the mawkish floral tribute industry. [read...]
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Gok Wan slams London rioters’ for their dress sense
Fashion guru Gok Wan was particularly critical of the poor adherence to 70’s chic, ‘Being on the world’s TV screens is a great opportunity for British fashion, so I’m particularly disappointed that people have failed to make an effort. [read...]
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ASBOs to be replaced by town square naughty steps
Antisocial Behaviour Orders are to be replaced by more progressive discipline strategies such as stopping pocket money, confiscating favourite toys and banishing yobs to the naughty step. [read...]
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Angry residents launch ‘Keep Dagenham Shite’ campaign
Frustrated with the continual attempts to improve their town, the people of Dagenham today launched a campaign to ensure their place of residence remains ‘a stinking crap hole’. [read...]