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Trainer admits injecting horses with herbs and spices

Yet another top name has been dragged into the horsemeat scandal after a trainer at the Godolphin stables in Suffolk admitted to injecting thoroughbred racehorses with a cocktail of flavour-enhancing herbs and spices, including salt, garlic and even rosemary.

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Posted: Apr 23rd, 2013
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Sellafield halts production after plutonium contaminated with Asda corned beef

‘It was the nightmare scenario we had all dreaded’ said one Sellafield worker. ‘Asda corned beef might have leaked out.’

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Posted: Apr 11th, 2013
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Record numbers of cows not in employment, education or training

Look a little closer at Britain’s green and pleasant land and a new social problem will quickly become apparent. Record numbers of unemployed cows are just standing around field corners claiming millions of pounds in welfare payments from British taxpayers instead of fully engaging with society.

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Posted: Feb 15th, 2013
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Horse food found in Waitrose luxury muesli

well, the French eat it...Tests carried out by reading the label on a packet of Waitrose luxury muesli have revealed that it contains a large percentage of horse food. As a result, all supermarkets are removing muesli products from their shelves ‘as a precautionary measure’.

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Posted: Feb 13th, 2013
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Horse meat latest: vegetarians’ smugness at 98%

Routine testing of Britain’s vegetarians has revealed levels of smugness of up to 98% it has been revealed. Traces of self-satisfaction and moral superiority were also detected. ‘I’m routinely pleased with myself”, said one veggie, ‘But now I’m absolutely delighted.’

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Posted: Feb 11th, 2013
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