Thousands of extremely inebriated men and women zig-zagged their way from Trafalgar Square to Downing Street late last night to deliver their hand-written, barely legible charter to the Prime Minister, demanding a fairer deal for tanked-up British citizens.
Posted: May 3rd, 2013
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The seats in the House of Lords are red because if peers were to wake up to an all-white décor they may fear they had died.
Posted: Jul 11th, 2012
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A delegation of US and Italian politicians have launched a high-profile conference in London to teach British politicians how to stop fannying about claiming Commons expenses for gardening costs, and switch to proper corruption like dumping your ex-lover’s body in the local river and then having the judge trying you shot by a hitman.
Posted: Jun 11th, 2012
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It is believed that the Labour leader may have got confused about whose resignation he was due to call for today.
Posted: May 2nd, 2012
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Spectators in the public gallery at the House of Commons were shocked this week by what has been described as a ‘civilised, grown-up and orderly debate’ on key political issues, with no heckling or child-like behaviour.
Posted: Mar 21st, 2012
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