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Survey shows house prices ‘all over the shop’

An analysis of house price surveys conducted during 2012 has concluded that prices are going up, down, and staying static all at the same time.

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Posted: Oct 4th, 2012
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‘Is this cellulite in an ancient picture of Mary Magdalene?’ asks Daily Mail

princess last week, harlot this - house prices are going to suffer‘Close analysis of the picture shows that Mary Magdalene is displaying obvious signs of cellulite,’ wrote lifestyle analyst Liz Jones. ‘Worse still, her hair is all over the place. Ooh darling, that’s a fashion disaster. Call yourself an icon? You’ve let yourself go – you’re a disgrace to women everywhere.’

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Posted: Jun 14th, 2012
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House price soars 30% at 25 Acacia Avenue

“It’s a traditional property benefiting from modern features, and smells much more pleasant since Brian moved out,” explained Mrs Downing, the house’s wife.

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Posted: Oct 1st, 2011
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Daily Mail warns about consequences of Shoesmith payout

The Daily Mail has warned that the £2.5 billion that ex-Haringey social services boss Sharon Shoesmith hopes to get in compensation for her sacking over the Baby P case could undermine the UK’s fragile economic recovery, destroy the private sector, smash Britain’s borders wide open, slash house prices and generally cause politically correct chaos.

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Posted: May 31st, 2011
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Daily Mail ‘struggling to find cancer, house price angle’ on Japan earthquake

‘My staff are working heroically to find an angle that will make this story interesting to the British public,’ said editor Paul Dacre.

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2011
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