Survey shows house prices ‘all over the shop’
An analysis of house price surveys conducted during 2012 has concluded that prices are going up, down, and staying static all at the same time.
Posted: Oct 4th, 2012
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An analysis of house price surveys conducted during 2012 has concluded that prices are going up, down, and staying static all at the same time.
Posted: Oct 4th, 2012
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‘Close analysis of the picture shows that Mary Magdalene is displaying obvious signs of cellulite,’ wrote lifestyle analyst Liz Jones. ‘Worse still, her hair is all over the place. Ooh darling, that’s a fashion disaster. Call yourself an icon? You’ve let yourself go – you’re a disgrace to women everywhere.’
“It’s a traditional property benefiting from modern features, and smells much more pleasant since Brian moved out,” explained Mrs Downing, the house’s wife.
Posted: Oct 1st, 2011
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The Daily Mail has warned that the £2.5 billion that ex-Haringey social services boss Sharon Shoesmith hopes to get in compensation for her sacking over the Baby P case could undermine the UK’s fragile economic recovery, destroy the private sector, smash Britain’s borders wide open, slash house prices and generally cause politically correct chaos.
Posted: May 31st, 2011
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‘My staff are working heroically to find an angle that will make this story interesting to the British public,’ said editor Paul Dacre.
Posted: Mar 14th, 2011
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