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‘Is this cellulite in an ancient picture of Mary Magdalene?’ asks Daily Mail

princess last week, harlot this - house prices are going to suffer‘Close analysis of the picture shows that Mary Magdalene is displaying obvious signs of cellulite,’ wrote lifestyle analyst Liz Jones. ‘Worse still, her hair is all over the place. Ooh darling, that’s a fashion disaster. Call yourself an icon? You’ve let yourself go – you’re a disgrace to women everywhere.’

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Posted: Jun 14th, 2012
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Daily Mail warns about consequences of Shoesmith payout

The Daily Mail has warned that the £2.5 billion that ex-Haringey social services boss Sharon Shoesmith hopes to get in compensation for her sacking over the Baby P case could undermine the UK’s fragile economic recovery, destroy the private sector, smash Britain’s borders wide open, slash house prices and generally cause politically correct chaos.

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Posted: May 31st, 2011
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Daily Mail ‘struggling to find cancer, house price angle’ on Japan earthquake

‘My staff are working heroically to find an angle that will make this story interesting to the British public,’ said editor Paul Dacre.

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Posted: Mar 14th, 2011
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Dramatic fall in UK house prices may force estate agents into deception

‘We pride ourselves on always being scrupulous and sincere.’

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Posted: Aug 31st, 2008
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