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Labour voter used HSBC cash machine, claim Tories

A Labour voter once used an HSBC cash machine to withdraw money, Tory officials have claimed, deftly putting the HSBC ball firmly back in Labour’s court. The statement was made in response to Labour’s suggestion that Tory supporters and donors were amongst those HSBC helped to avoid tax, which the Tories couldn’t initially answer.

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Posted: Feb 21st, 2015
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HMRC announce crackdown on anything Swiss

Millions of UK tax payers may be sitting on vast holdings of Toblerone without declaring the assets to Her Majesty’s revenue and customs, Conservative ministers have claimed. ‘Swiss, d’you see,’ trumpeted George Osborne, ‘obviously we can’t let them get away with it!’

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Posted: Feb 16th, 2015
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Unethical bank helps unethical people do something unethical

No appreciation of Ethics? Most of them live in SuthexThere is shock in the UK today as a Panorama investigation has shown an unethical bank has helped unethical people do something unethical.

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2015
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HSBC bosses ‘very naughty boys’, says giggling Prime Minister

Executives at shamed bank HSBC are ‘very naughty boys’ who deserve ‘a good going over’, said a smirking Prime Minister David Cameron in a press conference earlier today. Mr Cameron made the statement when asked by journalists and followed his assertion with a wagging finger.

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2015
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Banker learns everything would be better if he’d never been born

'Bedford Falls. Wallet Gains'Former Investment Banker, Henry F. Potter, was shocked to discover that life for everyone would be much, much better if he had simply never been born.

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Posted: Dec 6th, 2014
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