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Impatient Queen invites David Dimbleby to form government

The Queen has moved to end days of speculation by inviting broadcaster David Dimbleby to form a government, after more people tuned in to the BBC’s election coverage than voted for Labour and the Liberal Democrats put together.

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Posted: May 10th, 2010
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Alien conquest of Britain thwarted after invaders demand: ‘Take us to your leader’

As coalition talks continue, an alien conquest of Britain has been averted after nobody could fulfil the invaders’ initial ultimatum to ‘Take us to your leader’.

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Posted: May 10th, 2010
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Brown, Cameron and Clegg to house-share No.10

Door may need to be widenedThe leaders of the three main parties are today making themselves comfortable in No.10 Downing Street after no single party raised enough to pay the deposit in full. ‘It’s not quite the big society I had in mind,’ said David Cameron of the house-share, ‘but it’s only a temporary arrangement until the other two get a place of their own. Anyway, after a long campaign it’ll be fun to finally get the chance to bicker in the bath with Nick, even if it is a bit distracting having Nigel Farage crashing his plane into the roof.’

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Posted: May 7th, 2010
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