‘They’ll probably be concealing illegal migrants from somewhere or other in the solar system just here to scrounge or take our British jobs’
Posted: Mar 7th, 2014
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A group of French chefs have criticised diners for taking photos of their food….24 hours after eating it.
Chef Aleandre Goutier complained that diners at his restaurant in Paris were taking snap-shots of last night’s food just moments after defecating.
Posted: Feb 25th, 2014
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‘Universal Credits exist only in the mind of IDS and have no place in the rational universe as we know it.’
Posted: Jan 29th, 2014
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LinkedIn today, announced the launch of ‘AlwaysIn’, a dedicated jobless-to-jobless network for those currently unemployed and illegally claiming benefits.
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2014
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The Chancellor today admitted to what is now looking like ‘an horrendous Christmas overspend’. Threatening to cut the welfare budget after the next election, Mr. Osborne confessed that he may have been profligate with the Babycham for Theresa May, discount hotel vouchers for William Hague and the Blackadder boxset for Michael Gove.
Posted: Jan 7th, 2014
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