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Iain Duncan Smith ‘was a made-up character’

Having admitted to using fake stories to support benefit cuts, the Department for Work & Pensions (DWP) has confessed to having fabricated an entire minister.

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Posted: Aug 19th, 2015
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Camila Batmanghelidjh told to simplify her name or else

kids v. idsWork and Pensions Secretary Ian Duncan Smith has ordered Kids Company boss Camila Batmanghelidjh to simplify her name or face instant liquidation of the charity that helps needy young people avoid contact with Conservatives. ‘Something like er, Margaret, or Theresa would be much more manageable and, as for the surname, well something a little bit English sounding would make our job of denouncing her as an evil thief that much more easy.’

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Posted: Jul 12th, 2015
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Tories carve election pledge in block of vanilla ice-cream

David Cameron has defended the decision to carve his party’s election promises in a vanilla flavoured block of ice-cream, claiming Tory pledges would be there for all to see long after the election dust had settled.

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Posted: May 6th, 2015
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Fit-For-Work tests to be conducted by killer robot

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Posted: Apr 28th, 2015
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CERN joins Alton Towers to create ‘Collider’ ride

Up to 500 customers at a time will be contained in special magnetised particle pods, accelerated up to 25,000 miles per hour in a gigantic circular tunnel, then smashed into each other head on to see what happens

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Posted: Apr 7th, 2015
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