Following an attempt yesterday by six-time Olympic gold medallist Sir Chris Hoy to retire from professional cycling, the Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith has immediately legislated to require all members of team GB to continue professional competition ‘until at least 75 years of age, [read...]
Iain Duncan Smith has added three extra nights at the O2 for his first ever solo Commons statement after his first performance at the House of Commons sold out in record time.
‘It is not the first time IDS has sold out,’ one critic pointed out. [read...]
A huge slough of snakeskin discovered under the desk of former DWP Secretary of State, Iain Duncan Smith has given credence to David Icke’s Reptoid Hypothesis. [read...]
‘Homeowners need to be aware that IDS can get in through a cat-flap or hidden inside the folds of the Daily Mail. Make no attempt to approach or vote for him. He has a distinctive look. [read...]
‘This new approach to benefits claimants has great potential,’ said DWP Minister Iain Duncan Death. ‘When I first said that anyone not applying for 500 jobs a week, wasn’t trying and deserved to die, some people were shocked – [read...]
