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LinkedIn launch dedicated network for the jobless – ‘AlwaysIn’
LinkedIn today, announced the launch of ‘AlwaysIn’, a dedicated jobless-to-jobless network for those currently unemployed and illegally claiming benefits. [read...]
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Iain Duncan Smith raises retirement age for Olympic cyclists
Following an attempt yesterday by six-time Olympic gold medallist Sir Chris Hoy to retire from professional cycling, the Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith has immediately legislated to require all members of team GB to continue professional competition ‘until at least 75 years of age, [read...]
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IDS adds extra O2 dates to first solo Commons statement
Iain Duncan Smith has added three extra nights at the O2 for his first ever solo Commons statement after his first performance at the House of Commons sold out in record time.
‘It is not the first time IDS has sold out,’ one critic pointed out. [read...]
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Iain Duncan Smith’s snakeskin find confirms David Icke’s ‘Reptoid Hypothesis’
A huge slough of snakeskin discovered under the desk of former DWP Secretary of State, Iain Duncan Smith has given credence to David Icke’s Reptoid Hypothesis. [read...]
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Police warn IDS ‘on the loose’
‘Homeowners need to be aware that IDS can get in through a cat-flap or hidden inside the folds of the Daily Mail. Make no attempt to approach or vote for him. He has a distinctive look. [read...]