Sources inside Parliament have revealed that the real reason why MPs are reluctant to return to the House of Commons is that social distancing rules mean games of tag during break time will now be ruined. [read...]
As the Nation scratches its collective head as to what on earth The Prime Minister was trying to say former Secretary of State for the Department for Works and Pensions Iain Duncan Smith has come to the PM’s rescue to clarify the Government position “What the Prime Minister was attempting to convey was the clear… [read...]
In an attempt to return leadership to Government, future Cobra meetings will be chaired by another well-known humourist, Fozzie Bear. Current Chair of Cobra, Dominic Rabb, gave a (sadly) lengthy interview to reporters yesterday outlining the reasons why Fozzie Bear has been offered the new role, [read...]
Following the government’s ‘administrative mix up’ that led to the UK not taking part in Europe-wide tenders for ventilators, a number of conservative MPS have come forward to volunteer themselves to act as ventilators to ease the shortage. [read...]
Iain Duncan Smith is reported to be livid today, after news has emerged that due to teething problems with the roll out of new Cabinet Office computer software, the knighthood conferred upon him in the New Year Honours list will take at least six weeks or very possibly even longer to process. [read...]
