European standards regulating the softness of toilet paper may mean Brexiteers wiping their bottoms on their own disused leaflets until new UK regulations can be put in place, if a hard Brexit goes through. In a complex calculation, [read...]
The Conservative Government has banned future General Elections, claiming they’d be a betrayal of the last one. ‘What I’m hearing from people I’ve never bothered speaking to all over the country,’ said Theresa May, ‘is that people just want us to get on with fulfilling the result of the last election: us being in government…. [read...]
The Right Honourable Member of Parliament for The Dark Ages, Jacob Rees-Mogg, who has been rather quiet since his recent ill-conceived and failed efforts to topple Theresa May, is back again in the limelight to promote a Christmas pop-up dining opportunity in an attempt to give soup kitchens a more seasonal feel. [read...]
Reports have suggested that banks are closing branches at the alarming rate of 60 per month. Approximately, 2868 branches have been closed in the period between 2015 and 2018. Boris Johnson, however, does not share the concerns expressed by intelligent people. [read...]
The three blind mice made famous in the popular nursery rhyme have been stripped of their disability benefits, the Department for Work and Pensions confirmed today. [read...]
