A bitter row has broken out concerning 36-year-old Will Protheroe from Wimborne, who has been declared fit for work by the DWP despite having been in a vegetative state for six years. Three months ago he received a letter asking that he present himself at the local assessment centre for a medical examination. [read...]
‘They’ll probably be concealing illegal migrants from somewhere or other in the solar system just here to scrounge or take our British jobs’ [read...]
Sources inside Parliament have revealed that the real reason why MPs are reluctant to return to the House of Commons is that social distancing rules mean games of tag during break time will now be ruined. [read...]
As the Nation scratches its collective head as to what on earth The Prime Minister was trying to say former Secretary of State for the Department for Works and Pensions Iain Duncan Smith has come to the PM’s rescue to clarify the Government position “What the Prime Minister was attempting to convey was the clear… [read...]
In an attempt to return leadership to Government, future Cobra meetings will be chaired by another well-known humourist, Fozzie Bear. Current Chair of Cobra, Dominic Rabb, gave a (sadly) lengthy interview to reporters yesterday outlining the reasons why Fozzie Bear has been offered the new role, [read...]
