A bitter row has broken out concerning thirty six year-old Will Protheroe from Wimborne, who has been declared fit for work by the DWP despite having been in a vegetative state for six years. Three months ago he received a letter asking that he present himself at the local assessment centre for a medical examination…. [read...]
As the 1922 Committee announced that Johnson had won the Conservative leadership concert, the delight and bliss experienced by hard Brexiteers that one of their own had finally secured the Premiership was so extreme that all true believers waiting to hear the results in Queen Elizabeth Hall immediately began to vibrate in a haze of light and ascend into heaven in individual beams of light, [read...]
European standards regulating the softness of toilet paper may mean Brexiteers wiping their bottoms on their own disused leaflets until new UK regulations can be put in place, if a hard Brexit goes through. In a complex calculation, [read...]
The Conservative Government has banned future General Elections, claiming they’d be a betrayal of the last one. ‘What I’m hearing from people I’ve never bothered speaking to all over the country,’ said Theresa May, ‘is that people just want us to get on with fulfilling the result of the last election: us being in government…. [read...]
The Right Honourable Member of Parliament for The Dark Ages, Jacob Rees-Mogg, who has been rather quiet since his recent ill-conceived and failed efforts to topple Theresa May, is back again in the limelight to promote a Christmas pop-up dining opportunity in an attempt to give soup kitchens a more seasonal feel. [read...]
